I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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