She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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