idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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