I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Randomize
