I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Randomize
