if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im holly from the hills drunk
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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