Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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