fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I just found puke in my bra..
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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