I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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