this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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