If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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