I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I need to calm my uterus...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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