brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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