I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Your penis caused this!
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