I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
