how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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