So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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