you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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