Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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