I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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