drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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