she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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