that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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