Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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