I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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