they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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