haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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