guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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