I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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