that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
