You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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