i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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