I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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