We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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