woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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