Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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