Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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