So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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