wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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