Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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