I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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