I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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