So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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