Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize
