we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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