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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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