Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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