Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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