I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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