Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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