Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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