yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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