Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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