Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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