just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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