Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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