i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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