whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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