So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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