Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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