so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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